@SkilledFella - @pizzacunt

Q: How did you discover Newgrounds?

A: I googled “games” at age 3. Lots of Britney Spears and George Bush stuff back then. This would have been about 2001 or 2002. I sort of came back to it when Metal Gear Awesome 2 was on the front page. That cartoon taught me bad words, which I have a feeling might relate to your next question…

Q: A story behind the name pizzacunt?

A: Knew it. Well, my original name is “pizzashit”, as in, “piece of shit”. But newgrounds wouldn’t allow that name, presumably because it has a bad word. But to them, this name is totally fine. I mean, Australians toss the “c” word around like monkeys with…… shit.

Q: How did you get interested in making art?

A: I mean, everyone does their little caveman drawings as a kid. I just kept doing them because I thought it was fun. That’s probably universal.

Q: Do you like making content?

A: …No. I hate it. I hate art, I hate Newgrounds, and I hate you. 😘

Q: Do you have any experience with Newgrounds?

A: Isn’t this just the first question recycled? And isn’t the fact that I’m answering this answer the question? Since I’m answering it… on Newgrounds?

…

sigh.

Q: Any advice for people?

A: Well, a guy called Stamper told me,

”You want some advice from me? Praise yourself for nothing. Just keeping better, and better, and better.”

Then he basically told me to fuck off.

And then the next time I saw him he called me handsome and asked if I was gay.